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*tags one post NSFW*
ASSTITTYBUTTFUCKSLUTS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU
PROLAPSEDMILFANUSES IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU
TAKINGGIANTDICKSINMYNOSTRILS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU
ASIANTEENCAKEFARTS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU
LESBIANNIPPLECUNT IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME
bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it
my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it
i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it
but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell
this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”
i dont know its just
its difficult not to react to that
I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy
Is it just me, or would G-Dragon be the one to have a mental breakdown because he has to have the same hair for his entire military service?
man every time i rewatch captain america i’m like. so inspired by dr. erskine. what a dude. bleeding out in steve rogers’ arms and his final act before dying is to go in for a last second boob touch. like, the dude saw his window of opportunity closing and he snatched it. not gonna see pecs like those in a shirt that tight in the afterlife. gotta make every minute on earth count.
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